How Long to Read Blazing Christmas

How Long Does it Take to Read Blazing Christmas?

It takes the average reader 4 hours and 20 minutes to read Blazing Christmas by C C Risenhoover

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

If you liked BLAZING SADDLES, Mel Brooks' satirical motion picture western, you will probably like BLAZING CHRISTMAS. If BLAZING SADDLES offended you, then BLAZING CHRISTMAS will probably offend you even. The book is controversial, symbolic, thought-provoking and hilariously funny, possibly the most unusual novel ever written about contemporary religion. But it is the characters that will capture the attention of readers. The story is told by Mark Luther, who tells it to his dog, a Golden Retriever named Luke. He is joined by Beep Jenkins, a world famous coon hunter and tenured professor of coon hunting at the University of Oklahoma, who owns the world's best coon dog; Bum Criswell, who heads up a national movement to make riding lawnmower polo America's favorite pastime; Bobby Jack Lewis, owner of the Apocalypse Now Dating Service and former charismatic child evangelist; Ribs Davis, a black man who sues the Ku Klux Klan for denying him membership, is the token black member of the Dallas Chapter of the American Coon Hunters Association, is as an accordionist who seeks to replace Lawrence Welk, and who is credited with being the originator of polka rap; Billy Bob Raintree, an irritating lawyer to wants a statue of himself erected on the campus of his alma mater; Jimmy Joe Johnson, who sells non-producing oil wells; Bobo Harrison, a sportswriter who is a connoisseur of beer; Joe Don Barnes, a police detective; Chico Neiman-Marcus, who owns a used hubcap store; Chigger Dodgen, a jockey with 12 ex-wives and a child by each of them; Sue Beth Larsen, and wealthy realtor and psychic; Bumps Ann Grinds, a lingerie model for Fred's of Frisco; and Mary Lou Magruder, a sharp-tongued PR flak; and a man who calls himself Jesus. The man who calls himself Jesus claims to be the real Jesus, which Mark attempts to disprove. The author makes fun of everything that some people are serious about. And if anyone's character is not assassinated in some way in this novel, the author apologizes for the omission.

How long is Blazing Christmas?

Blazing Christmas by C C Risenhoover is 260 pages long, and a total of 65,000 words.

This makes it 88% the length of the average book. It also has 79% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read Blazing Christmas Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 5 hours and 55 minutes to read Blazing Christmas aloud.

What Reading Level is Blazing Christmas?

Blazing Christmas is suitable for students ages 12 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

When deciding what to show young students always use your best judgement and consult a professional.

Where Can I Buy Blazing Christmas?

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