How Long to Read C. D. T

How Long Does it Take to Read C. D. T?

It takes the average reader and 36 minutes to read C. D. T by Redhat Dick

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

Bridget Chase is f%ckin' furious that Ashton Kutcher got to be in bed with Natalie Portman in the movie 'No Strings Attached'. So furious, in fact, that he wants to kill Ashton. Redhat Dick tries to calm his angry friend down, and a greasy Ben Affleck, who over hears their conversation, offers his help in the murder. The plot slips sideways following a suicide, which brings all the characters to the same cemetery where they do what all mourners do and talk about the tv show Charmed, Boner Girls and muse on tits- during an intense standoff. Celebrity Death Tits is a classic short story and has warmed the shorts of millions. It was written by Bubba Love Smash, Bridget Chase, and Redhat Dick in 1973. At this time, Bubba Love Smash was in Egypt for an photo shoot featuring the hottest international tits for his next gallery showing. He brought along his friends, the ghost of Redhat Dick, as well as the android who harbored the heart of Bridget Chase.Newspaper articles and photographs chronicle the three spending many late nights at a bar working on this story. Fueled by alcohol and written with the grace of being shit-faced; the three brewed magic and put it down onto paper. Bubba Love Smash's expedition went marvelously, and both Redhat and Bridget got to see lots of amazing tits.In Bridget's journal, the android wrote,"You might think steel would be a bad place to keep a heart. But after seeing all these magnificent tits, my heart is more alive than ever. This trip has been amazing and I'm thinking about leaving my criminal life to spend more time painting. I want to paint round, flesh colored orbs, with pink nipples. What does it mean? I am yet, unsure. Bubba, Redhat, and I have had the most spectacular time here in Egypt. We've penned a short story called Celebrity Death Tits, and I've gotten to see a master photographer capture his subjects. Yes, great things are happening among us and the best is yet to come!"

How long is C. D. T?

C. D. T by Redhat Dick is 36 pages long, and a total of 9,216 words.

This makes it 12% the length of the average book. It also has 11% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read C. D. T Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes and 50 minutes to read C. D. T aloud.

What Reading Level is C. D. T?

C. D. T is suitable for students ages 8 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

When deciding what to show young students always use your best judgement and consult a professional.

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