How Long to Read Christmas Sucks

How Long Does it Take to Read Christmas Sucks?

It takes the average reader 2 hours and 40 minutes to read Christmas Sucks by Joanne Kimes

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

These days, Christmas lights adorn front porches before the Thanksgiving turkey is even in the oven. Plane tickets to visit hardly-missed relatives cost more than the suitcase full of presents people have to lug across the country. And radios everywhere play songs about that fat guy in a red suit on an endless loop. Yes, it’s official: Christmas Sucks. This title is a humorous look at America’s commercialization of the Christmas holiday season and the terrible travel, inordinate amount of preparation, and family strife that accompanies it. You can commiserate with the fact that everyone drives themselves into debt buying gifts, no one enjoys seeing long-lost relatives, and everyone is creeped out by the department store Santa. With twelve days of Christmas, there’s plenty of reasons why this is far from the most wonderful time of the year.

How long is Christmas Sucks?

Christmas Sucks by Joanne Kimes is 160 pages long, and a total of 40,000 words.

This makes it 54% the length of the average book. It also has 49% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read Christmas Sucks Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 3 hours and 38 minutes to read Christmas Sucks aloud.

What Reading Level is Christmas Sucks?

Christmas Sucks is suitable for students ages 10 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

When deciding what to show young students always use your best judgement and consult a professional.

Where Can I Buy Christmas Sucks?

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