How Long to Read Code Monkey

How Long Does it Take to Read Code Monkey?

It takes the average reader 3 hours and 27 minutes to read Code Monkey by A E Williams

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

THAT IS ONE ANGRY MONKEY!CODE MONKEY - BLM* EDITION is a lower-cost alternative to the full-color print edition. Contains all of the erudite observations and essays of CODE MONKEY, but at less than half the cost!Follow the trajectory set by ROCKET SURGEON, as A.E. Williams opens up a can of whoop-ass on science, technology, politics and religion. Yeah, all those uncomfortable subjects that polite people eschew during cocktail party banter are just gristle for the mill as far as Williams is concerned.Rocket Surgeon was just the first stage! Code Monkey ramps it up with a second-stage-to-orbit collection of articles, essays and unpublished works that will leave you shocked, aghast and rolling on the floor laughing.Follow irascible raconteur, voyeur and mental saboteur A.E. Williams down a whole slew of rabbit holes, conspiracy theories, discussions about the fallacies and truth of the challenges of our times! You'll discover why Williams is one of the most sought-after essayists on the planet. (Sought after by aliens, Sasquatch, sea serpents and hackers, that is...)Once more, A.E. takes you by the hand and shoves facts, figures and statistics up your...nose, until you are spitting mad at finding out you have been duped all this time by Big Brother, the Deep State, the Man, the Establishment and even your lying parents! (Oh, for the sake of Santa! How could you!)Williams regales you with personal tales from the aerospace trenches. He shows why firmly held 'scientific' facts are just as suspect as 'truths' that have been debunked, time and again. You'll be cramming your tinfoil hat past your ears as you are exposed to the grim secrets of how the world REALLY works!And, as always, you'll chuckle and chortle your way through page after page of outrageous stories, anecdotes and observations by the man Cleopatra** said was "So funny I laughed my asp off!" Get your copy TODAY and join the ranks of computer-literate primates who have gone bananas over riots, COVID19 and all the troubles in the world that have you praying for the Second Coming, World War 3 or a long-overdue asteroid strike!All money from sales of this edition will go to the A.E. Williams BLM* Fund.*BLM Fund is the Boobs, Liquor and Munitions Fund.**Cleopatra Jones works as a hair stylist in Roanoke, Va.

How long is Code Monkey?

Code Monkey by A E Williams is 204 pages long, and a total of 51,816 words.

This makes it 69% the length of the average book. It also has 63% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read Code Monkey Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 4 hours and 43 minutes to read Code Monkey aloud.

What Reading Level is Code Monkey?

Code Monkey is suitable for students ages 12 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

When deciding what to show young students always use your best judgement and consult a professional.

Where Can I Buy Code Monkey?

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