It takes the average reader and 32 minutes to read Denis Leary's Merry F#%$in' Christmas by Denis Leary
Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more
For everyone who loves the holidays - and those of us who can't wait until they're over - Denis Leary has a special gift this season: Merry F***in' Christmas. This adult parody of a children's book, in the vein of Go The Fuck To Sleep, takes aim at bad presents, drunk Santas, boring relatives, ugly sweaters, greedy kids and all the other things that make December such a pain in the ass. Just like he did in The Ref - the cult classic Christmas film that skewers dysfunctional families - Denis will have you laughing out loud about just how unhappy the holidays can be.
Denis Leary's Merry F#%$in' Christmas by Denis Leary is 32 pages long, and a total of 8,064 words.
This makes it 11% the length of the average book. It also has 10% more words than the average book.
The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes and 44 minutes to read Denis Leary's Merry F#%$in' Christmas aloud.
Denis Leary's Merry F#%$in' Christmas is suitable for students ages 8 and up.
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