It takes the average reader 1 hour and 10 minutes to read Die! Die! Die! Old People Die! by Jon Haynes
Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more
Meet two characters, blessed with eternal life but denied eternal youth. As they stumble through their bizarre existence, neither fully alive nor fully dead, they attempt to reclaim the right to a good death as they try to remember how to grieve. Comedy duo Ridiculusmus reclaims humankind's last taboo from imminent eradication, in a fragile farce about ageing, dying and grieving - a blend of symbolist mysticism and synesthesia that has the fear of ageing in its sights and oozes with the positivity of elderhood and good deaths.
Die! Die! Die! Old People Die! by Jon Haynes is 70 pages long, and a total of 17,500 words.
This makes it 24% the length of the average book. It also has 21% more words than the average book.
The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 1 hour and 35 minutes to read Die! Die! Die! Old People Die! aloud.
Die! Die! Die! Old People Die! is suitable for students ages 8 and up.
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