How Long to Read Do Not Disturb

How Long Does it Take to Read Do Not Disturb?

It takes the average reader 1 hour and 25 minutes to read Do Not Disturb by William Van Zandt

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

"Here are six hilarious one-act sex comedies that all take place in the same hotel suite. In The Pick Up (2m, 1f), a wild bachelor gets more than he bargained for when he picks upa beautiful woman who can't wait to get him alone. Superstar (1m, 1f monologue) involves a movie star's latest conquest who finds he can't quite live up to the man she dreamed he'd be. In The Blue Movie (3m, 1f), a schnook bellhop is blackmailed into starring in a Viking porno film with two amateur actors and a priest. The gas-filled Wedding (3m, 3f)features an hysterical groom who goes to extremes to hide his wife's sister who is attached at the zipper. In The Rendezvous (1m, 2f), a cheating husband is startled to have his weekly tryst with his mistress rudely interrupted by his electric drill-toting wife. The final scene, Suicide Ballet (3m, 3 f) has the room occupied by a pathetic loser who can't manage killing himself, but has no trouble wiping out half the population of the hotel. This explosive finale brought down the house when Do Not Disturb premiered at New Jersey's Henderson Theatre starring the authors. Note: Acts may be performed individually"--Page 4 of cover

How long is Do Not Disturb?

Do Not Disturb by William Van Zandt is 84 pages long, and a total of 21,336 words.

This makes it 28% the length of the average book. It also has 26% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read Do Not Disturb Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 1 hour and 56 minutes to read Do Not Disturb aloud.

What Reading Level is Do Not Disturb?

Do Not Disturb is suitable for students ages 10 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

When deciding what to show young students always use your best judgement and consult a professional.

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