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An illustrated tongue-in-cheek poem dealing with the problems of parenthood. A poem for every parent pushed to the edge of sanity by their unruly offspring, Sebastian Melmoth II's J"ust Do What The F**k I Say "provides a uniquely irreverent perspective on the frustrations of parenthood. Narrated in Melmoth's inimitable, pithy style, the 18-stanza poem features 48 pages of dynamic colour illustrations. A refreshingly frank and riotously funny depiction of the unspoken parental trials of frazzled fathers and maddened mums alike, Melmoth's poem is a breath of fresh air for any parent who has ever been tempted to tell their little darlings to "Just Do What The F**k I Say."
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The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes to read Do What the F**K I Say aloud.
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