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Daisy Dexter Dobbs turns up the heat with this sexy, spicy-hot screwball romantic comedy! After a grueling eighteen months of painstaking work and resolve, Mindy von Grettle is a hundred pounds lighter. The revamped stunner is so ready to exact revenge on her abusive, cheating ex she can taste it. Regrettably, the SOB drops dead of a heart attack, in the act of cheating on his new wife, robbing Mindy of her well-deserved retribution. Paying her final disrespects at the funeral home, she meets a man so breathtaking she's half-tempted to jump his bones right there in the mortuary. Unfortunately, once Mindy discovers vintner Archer Priest's connection to the she-devil she caught in bed with her husband, Archer is taboo. The man responsible for helping Mindy's transformation from frump to fabulous, however, has other ideas. Her meddlesome boss and best friend, Leo, concocts a series of cringeworthy attempts at playing matchmaker, resulting in some hot, steamy, spicy consequences, as well as mortifying mishaps, misunderstandings, and an embarrassing masquerade. Avowed chocoholic Mindy handles her upside-down life with as much grace and aplomb as possible...by attempting chocolatcide. This steamy, spicy, laugh-out-loud, romantic comedy is a full-length standalone novel brimming with love, snappy banter, sexy inventive scenes that sizzle, and plenty of naughty words. Guaranteed happily ever after with no cliffhanger. A previous version of this novel was published as Absolutely Not. It's been fully updated and rewritten.
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The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes to read Don't Even Think About It aloud.
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