How Long to Read Don't Pet the Sweaty Things

How Long Does it Take to Read Don't Pet the Sweaty Things?

It takes the average reader 3 hours and 20 minutes to read Don't Pet the Sweaty Things by K. J. Greenberg

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

National Endowment for the Humanities awardee and designated Keeper of the Hibernaculum of Imaginary Hedgehogs KJ Hannah Greenberg shares her whimsical and peculiar vision with Don't Pet the Sweaty Things. This collection of seventy flash fiction and short stories will delight, amuse, and, in some cases, pleasantly confuse readers. Regular readers of the Bards and Sages Quarterly are already familiar with Greenberg's unique brand of storytelling. Within these pages, readers will find Mazda-driving penguins, heroic hedgehogs, art-loving aliens, and even a few perfectly normal humans. Yet behind the artful whimsy, readers will find profound reflections on life, love, culture, and society. The perfect collection of fairy tales, written for grown-ups.

How long is Don't Pet the Sweaty Things?

Don't Pet the Sweaty Things by K. J. Greenberg is 200 pages long, and a total of 50,000 words.

This makes it 67% the length of the average book. It also has 61% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read Don't Pet the Sweaty Things Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 4 hours and 33 minutes to read Don't Pet the Sweaty Things aloud.

What Reading Level is Don't Pet the Sweaty Things?

Don't Pet the Sweaty Things is suitable for students ages 12 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

When deciding what to show young students always use your best judgement and consult a professional.

Where Can I Buy Don't Pet the Sweaty Things?

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