It takes the average reader 4 hours and 22 minutes to read Excuse Me While I Disappear: Tales of Midlife Mayhem by Laurie Notaro
Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more
A laugh-out-loud spin on the realities, perks, opportunities, and inevitable courses of midlife. Laurie Notaro has proved everyone wrong: she didn't end up in rehab, prison, or cremated at a tender age. She just went gray. At past fifty, every hair's root is a symbol of knowledge (she knows how to use a landline), experience (she rode in a car with no seat belts), and superpowers (a gray-haired lady can get away with anything). Though navigating midlife is initially upsetting--the cracking noises coming from her new old body, receiving regular junk mail from mortuaries--Laurie accepts it. And...
Excuse Me While I Disappear: Tales of Midlife Mayhem by Laurie Notaro is 256 pages long, and a total of 65,536 words.
This makes it 86% the length of the average book. It also has 80% more words than the average book.
The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 5 hours and 58 minutes to read Excuse Me While I Disappear: Tales of Midlife Mayhem aloud.
Excuse Me While I Disappear: Tales of Midlife Mayhem is suitable for students ages 12 and up.
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