How Long to Read Fossils

How Long Does it Take to Read Fossils?

It takes the average reader 6 hours and 14 minutes to read Fossils by Robert A. Webster

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

This heart-warming tale will have you dribbling in your soup. Imagine - if your old granddad suddenly became the nation's biggest rock heartthrob...Imagine no longer. When Charles Clark's wife passed away, he thought life without his beloved Mary would be unbearable. Charles knew that his middle-aged children, who had families of their own, didn't want him burdening them, which is why they dumped him into Fossdyke Old Folks' Home. However, unbeknownst to Charles, this is not the end of his life story, but rather the beginning of a new chapter. What started out as fun for the four elderly musicians of a band called Fossils, has now, thanks to Kipper, spiralled out of control. Record companies, fans, and the nation's media scour the country in search of the elusive, young, vibrant, four-piece band, unaware they have a combined age of 280 years. The old rockers, fearing their families being ridiculed when the truth comes out, need to find a way to avoid attention in the UK until things can be resolved. Fortunately, Steve has a plan... Meet the Fossils: Charles Clark (Nobby) - Keyboard and lead vocals - Prone to nodding off...often. Steve Baker (Strat) - Lead guitar and vocals - Extremely irritable bowels...and I do mean extremely. Wayne Logan (Sticks) - Percussion and songwriter - Selectively deaf, randy old sod. Elvin Stanley (Chippers) - Bass - Digitally challenged, also a randy old sod. Kevin Nutley (Kipper) - Local DJ and manager - As smart as a bag of rocks. Dave Corrigan (Cosmo) - Pub landlord and manager - Claims to be an honest businessman who, according to him, had nothing to do with the dodgy DVDs circulated around town...honest. Follow their antics as the band tours the Philippines, Cambodia, and Thailand as they attempt to stay one step ahead of their pursuers. They discover a new and carefree way of life, which they enjoy to its fullest. Viagra, snuff, and rock 'n' roll.

How long is Fossils?

Fossils by Robert A. Webster is 372 pages long, and a total of 93,744 words.

This makes it 126% the length of the average book. It also has 115% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read Fossils Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 8 hours and 32 minutes to read Fossils aloud.

What Reading Level is Fossils?

Fossils is suitable for students ages 12 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

When deciding what to show young students always use your best judgement and consult a professional.

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