How Long to Read Fresh Nostalgia

How Long Does it Take to Read Fresh Nostalgia?

It takes the average reader 6 hours and 20 minutes to read Fresh Nostalgia by Victor Kelley

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

Let's face it, Stale Nostalgia simply doesn't cut it any more. That being said, a warning is being issued that the stories within this book were produced by the author usually under the influence of crazy humor, wild-ass events, an interest in oddball history, off-the-wall perceptions that generate a wet snively nose, coffee craziness, laugh-out-loud guffaws, borderline sanity, loss of libido, and a waning aging erogenous zone. All of the above-mentioned attributes, however, are deemed fresh to the recollection of the author because they are so difficult to remember. At the risk of being institutionalized by family who might pick up this book, and, mirabile dictu, read it (fat chance), the short stories mirror the intolerance of my attention span to produce an epic piece of unpalatable American literature, plump enough to rival the volumes of War and Peace, Moby Dick, or one of the Bible's several hundred versions. Any attempt at humor except for acrimony, sarcasm, spleen, pique, distemper, invective, malice, odium, umbrage, cynicism, animosity, spite, rancor or downright nastiness is simply delicious as well as incidental. If it weren't for leaping out of bed in the middle of the night to scribble down key notes of screwball dreams before they vaporized, this book would have been void of inspiration, let alone publication.

How long is Fresh Nostalgia?

Fresh Nostalgia by Victor Kelley is 380 pages long, and a total of 95,000 words.

This makes it 128% the length of the average book. It also has 116% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read Fresh Nostalgia Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 8 hours and 39 minutes to read Fresh Nostalgia aloud.

What Reading Level is Fresh Nostalgia?

Fresh Nostalgia is suitable for students ages 12 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

When deciding what to show young students always use your best judgement and consult a professional.

Where Can I Buy Fresh Nostalgia?

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