It takes the average reader 2 hours and 56 minutes to read Frumpe by Peter M. Newton
Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more
He never asked to be president, so why does everyone expect him to do something about the North Koreans? Alistair Frumpe had just assumed a junior post on the cabinet when the president and his senior officials succumbed to a lethal STD on a state visit to Russia. Left at home in Washington DC, Frumpe succeeded to the presidency. As the North Korean submarine gets closer to the California Coast, National Security Advisor Rontgen, Homeland Security Secretary Clamp and Secretary of State Riddles grow desperate about their inability to get the president's attention. Staying regular by munching prunes, Frumpe wiles away his afternoons watching episodes of his favorite survivalist program, Adam and Eve. Meanwhile White House Intern Hafiz, who is mistaken for an Arab, bedevils the ladies with his own, shockingly direct, applications of Middle Eastern charm. Not even Maude, the president's violent and abusive mother, is safe. Meanwhile, hunchback and former NRA President, Vice President Dick is on the White House roof preparing to defend America with a gun.
Frumpe by Peter M. Newton is 174 pages long, and a total of 44,196 words.
This makes it 59% the length of the average book. It also has 54% more words than the average book.
The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 4 hours and 1 minute to read Frumpe aloud.
Frumpe is suitable for students ages 10 and up.
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