How Long to Read Fuck Off!

By David Hay

How Long Does it Take to Read Fuck Off!?

It takes the average reader 2 hours and 36 minutes to read Fuck Off! by David Hay

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

Fuck Off! is a tale of hope, despair, love, frustration, Tourette's and foul language. The protanganist is Harry, a 19 year old working class London youth with Tourette's syndrome. The book is peppered with larger than life weirdos, characters and outrageous clothing. We meet such luminaries as: Monica del Monico, the sexy Italian movie star with an unfeasably big bosom and an equally large libido: Justin de Friutier, God's gift to daytime tv quiz shows: Vicious Sid, who derives total pleasure out of other peoples' pain. And of course there is Tito the flatulent cat. The tale unfolds in the tradition of the best British quirky comed, y and although it is at times delightfully bizarre, it also has moments of depth and pathos. Here then is a totally enjoyable romp with unforgettable moments of humour, joy, craziness and complete mayhem. Oh yes, it is also a story of courage, endurance, and love.

How long is Fuck Off!?

Fuck Off! by David Hay is 154 pages long, and a total of 39,116 words.

This makes it 52% the length of the average book. It also has 48% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read Fuck Off! Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 3 hours and 33 minutes to read Fuck Off! aloud.

What Reading Level is Fuck Off!?

Fuck Off! is suitable for students ages 10 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

When deciding what to show young students always use your best judgement and consult a professional.