How Long to Read God Speaks the Pastafarian Quatrains

By Jon Smith

How Long Does it Take to Read God Speaks the Pastafarian Quatrains?

It takes the average reader 3 hours and 10 minutes to read God Speaks the Pastafarian Quatrains by Jon Smith

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

Jon Smith, noted anagramic archeologist, presents a discovery of monumental religious significance -- the Pastafarian Quatrains. Each verse of this epic comes directly from the Deity, uncontaminated by human hands and fingers ...128 anagram Spaghettigrams -- raw, direct, and unaltered -- from the FSM Himself. The timeless battle between simple truth and obfuscating illusion. Contemplate sacred Spaghettigrams that are vivid, profound, and often sexually explicit and vulgar. The astonishing truth of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and Pigasus, the two iconic figures of thoughtful skepticism....

How long is God Speaks the Pastafarian Quatrains?

God Speaks the Pastafarian Quatrains by Jon Smith is 186 pages long, and a total of 47,616 words.

This makes it 63% the length of the average book. It also has 58% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read God Speaks the Pastafarian Quatrains Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 4 hours and 20 minutes to read God Speaks the Pastafarian Quatrains aloud.

What Reading Level is God Speaks the Pastafarian Quatrains?

God Speaks the Pastafarian Quatrains is suitable for students ages 10 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

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