How Long to Read Greetings Earthlings

How Long Does it Take to Read Greetings Earthlings?

It takes the average reader 4 hours and 20 minutes to read Greetings Earthlings by J. Bergeron

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

My name is Appleton, and I come from the planet Reginta in the Omega Centauri Globular cluster. I would like to thank J. Jack Bergeron for co-writing this book with me since as an extraterrestrial life form from another planet, I am not trained in audible communication. This book has been written because we have officially decided to reveal ourselves as having visited your planet. This should resolve all the controversies that have been going on for ages on Earth as to whether extraterrestrial life and UFOs actually exist. We tell the truth about the following topics: What Stonehenge, the Lockness Monster, Phoenix lights, and crop circles are about. The truth about Noah's flood, Roswell incident, the Face on Mars, Bigfoot/Sasquatch, Barney and Betty Hill, Marshall Applewhite, and others. How humans got out of Africa. How humans migrated to the Americas. How the Egyptian pyramids and Great Wall of China were influenced. As of Nov 6th we guarantee that we have no more "representation" in the Democratic and Republican parties. Our technology is so advanced, it has allowed us to travel to heaven and back. All atheists should read this book. God has an opinion of this book, we're just not sure what it is yet. Many other topics are disclosed . . . here . . . . . . . . . . . . . . -> I would like to interrupt this dialogue. My name is Massage DeMessuer, and I am the extraterrestrial ruler from where Appleton comes from. I would like to thank Amazon publishing and J. Jack Bergeron for letting me interrupt Appleton's "alien invasion of Earth" in this description. We may be placing him under arrest to deal with his transgressions.

How long is Greetings Earthlings?

Greetings Earthlings by J. Bergeron is 260 pages long, and a total of 65,000 words.

This makes it 88% the length of the average book. It also has 79% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read Greetings Earthlings Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 5 hours and 55 minutes to read Greetings Earthlings aloud.

What Reading Level is Greetings Earthlings?

Greetings Earthlings is suitable for students ages 12 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

When deciding what to show young students always use your best judgement and consult a professional.

Where Can I Buy Greetings Earthlings?

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