How Long to Read Guide to Pirate Parenting

How Long Does it Take to Read Guide to Pirate Parenting?

It takes the average reader 2 hours and 20 minutes to read Guide to Pirate Parenting by Tim Bete

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

The funniest parody of parenting books you'll ever read!Never before has raising a pirate been so easy! If you're like most parents, you long to raise your children as pirates, but just don t know how. In Guide to Pirate Parenting, Cap'n Billy "The Butcher" MacDougall provides everything you need to know to turn your little powder monkeys into happy, healthy buccaneers. In Guide to Pirate Parenting you ll learn:* Ten benefits of raising a pirate* At what age your child should be able to remove a bottlecap by taking out his glass eye and using it as an opener* Which offense requires administering The Flying Dutchman Wedgie* How to prevent sogging the quartermaster* The best place to maroon your disobedient child* How to remove chewing gum or a giant octopus from your child's hair* The difference between plundering and pillaging* How to convert your minivan into a pirate schooner Each information-packed section ends with, Your pirate's progress, a short quiz that shows whether your child is reaching his or her pirate development milestones. In this tongue-in-cheek offering, raising a child has never been so much fun!

How long is Guide to Pirate Parenting?

Guide to Pirate Parenting by Tim Bete is 140 pages long, and a total of 35,000 words.

This makes it 47% the length of the average book. It also has 43% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read Guide to Pirate Parenting Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 3 hours and 11 minutes to read Guide to Pirate Parenting aloud.

What Reading Level is Guide to Pirate Parenting?

Guide to Pirate Parenting is suitable for students ages 10 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

When deciding what to show young students always use your best judgement and consult a professional.

Where Can I Buy Guide to Pirate Parenting?

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