How Long to Read Hair, Girth, and Rude Awakenings

How Long Does it Take to Read Hair, Girth, and Rude Awakenings?

It takes the average reader 1 hour and 55 minutes to read Hair, Girth, and Rude Awakenings by Michael Nader

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

There was a point in my life (I have to believe) when I would have showered, thoroughly, had someone just urinated on me in the middle of the night. Somewhere between the birth of your first child and the day your nest empties, your standards change. Suddenly, a simple bath with hand sanitizer (or a warm wet-wipe) is acceptable before crawling back to bed. Children have a way of altering your perceptions. Having children invade your life (untreated) can lead to mental instability. As such, the essays and stories that follow are therapy of sorts. They are my way, from a seat on a plane or a quiet hotel room, of remembering why I put up with the TSA and bad room-service hamburgers. Many books about parenting speak about the beauty of children. Some also discuss the difficulty of the task of parenting. This book is more about the chaos of it. Moreover, this is not a book about parenting; it is a book about a parent. Think of it like a hard demarcation, separating the act from the insanity. Between the two, the insanity is more interesting. Simply put, is an unprepared father's perspective on childhood and fatherhood.

How long is Hair, Girth, and Rude Awakenings?

Hair, Girth, and Rude Awakenings by Michael Nader is 114 pages long, and a total of 28,956 words.

This makes it 38% the length of the average book. It also has 35% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read Hair, Girth, and Rude Awakenings Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 2 hours and 38 minutes to read Hair, Girth, and Rude Awakenings aloud.

What Reading Level is Hair, Girth, and Rude Awakenings?

Hair, Girth, and Rude Awakenings is suitable for students ages 10 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

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