How Long to Read "Hey, Girl!" Vol. 2 If MLM Pitches Were Honest

How Long Does it Take to Read "Hey, Girl!" Vol. 2 If MLM Pitches Were Honest?

It takes the average reader and 50 minutes to read "Hey, Girl!" Vol. 2 If MLM Pitches Were Honest by Funny Coloring Books

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

Have you ever gotten a message from someone in an MLM that you were pretty sure sounded scripted? It's probably because most of them do follow scripts! And many companies have certain things they encourage distributors to say or to omit when they are talking to a prospect. It may seem like many of the people in network marketing are selling a dream; a dream that eerily resembles a pyramid scheme. How much truth is in what they say? What would it look like if we went line by line and dissected their message and broke it down between "what they say" and "what they mean" when they try to get you to join their team? That is exactly what we do in this funny anti-MLM coloring book. This book is purely meant for humorous purposes, but will shed some light on many of the "half-truths" and marketing tactics some people use to try to convince people to join their business. Color away your frustrations with this detailed and intricate abstract adult coloring book. If you've gotten one of these messages, you know just how predatory they can feel. Maybe you yourself have sent the icky "Hey, Girl!" messages and have realized just how icky they can be. Or maybe you've been so lucky to never have gotten one of these messages. I slow-clap for you. What to expect in this book: 25 unique abstract art designs Single-sided designs so your colors won't bleed through 25 realistic pages of typical "Hey, Girl!" verbiage with quotes for "what they say" versus "what they mean" (Ex: What they say: "I know this is a super random message!" What they mean: "It's not random. I've had you on a list for days now." or What they say: "It's totally NOT a pyramid scheme!" What they mean: "We just recruit people who recruit people who recruit people.") If you have ever been annoyed by those random "Hey, Girl!" messages from friends, family, or complete strangers, then this is the coloring book for you! Or maybe you have been "burned" by the MLM industry in the past. This coloring book will be particularly fun for those who have left the network marketing industry and look back at the cringe-worthy messages they were taught to send. Grab a copy for yourself and a mutual network marketing, pyramid scheme loathing buddy!

How long is "Hey, Girl!" Vol. 2 If MLM Pitches Were Honest?

"Hey, Girl!" Vol. 2 If MLM Pitches Were Honest by Funny Coloring Books is 50 pages long, and a total of 12,500 words.

This makes it 17% the length of the average book. It also has 15% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read "Hey, Girl!" Vol. 2 If MLM Pitches Were Honest Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 1 hour and 8 minutes to read "Hey, Girl!" Vol. 2 If MLM Pitches Were Honest aloud.

What Reading Level is "Hey, Girl!" Vol. 2 If MLM Pitches Were Honest?

"Hey, Girl!" Vol. 2 If MLM Pitches Were Honest is suitable for students ages 8 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

When deciding what to show young students always use your best judgement and consult a professional.

Where Can I Buy "Hey, Girl!" Vol. 2 If MLM Pitches Were Honest?

"Hey, Girl!" Vol. 2 If MLM Pitches Were Honest by Funny Coloring Books is sold by several retailers and bookshops. However, Read Time works with Amazon to provide an easier way to purchase books.

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