How Long to Read How to Feel Manly in a Minivan

How Long Does it Take to Read How to Feel Manly in a Minivan?

It takes the average reader 3 hours and 47 minutes to read How to Feel Manly in a Minivan by Craig Boreth

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

For every guy who has wondered how he could possibly become a dad while preserving any masculinity, sanity or dignity, this practical and hilarious guide will teach you HOW TO FEEL MANLY IN A MINIVAN ...and many other essential self-preservation techniques for new dads Men are ill equipped to face the challenges of fatherhood, but we've always made a noble effort: engaging in the meaningful sex, attending the breast-feeding class without giggling, and staying sober during the college planning. But the time has come for new dads to suffer no more. Veteran dad and author Craig Boreth sets out to smooth the path to paternity, showing desperate new dads: HOW TO CONVINCE YOURSELF THAT YOU'RE READY, from abandoning your entire existence to preparing for the biggest challenge of all: being useless. HOW TO GET FIT FOR FATHERHOOD, since that pudgy butterball will smack you down faster than a jilted stripper and make you sicker than Tijuana tap water. HOW TO maintain the illusion of control, from remaining conscious during delivery to telling pushy parents where to stick their unsolicited advice. HOW TO HAVE A NORMAL LIFE AGAIN, from getting that #$@%&! song out of your head to appreciating your wife the MILF. ...and much more in this entertaining, life-saving, fully illustrated guidebook that no new dad should be without.

How long is How to Feel Manly in a Minivan?

How to Feel Manly in a Minivan by Craig Boreth is 224 pages long, and a total of 56,896 words.

This makes it 76% the length of the average book. It also has 70% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read How to Feel Manly in a Minivan Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 5 hours and 10 minutes to read How to Feel Manly in a Minivan aloud.

What Reading Level is How to Feel Manly in a Minivan?

How to Feel Manly in a Minivan is suitable for students ages 12 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

When deciding what to show young students always use your best judgement and consult a professional.

Where Can I Buy How to Feel Manly in a Minivan?

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