How Long to Read How To Raise A Jewish Dog

How Long Does it Take to Read How To Raise A Jewish Dog?

It takes the average reader 3 hours to read How To Raise A Jewish Dog by The Rabbis of the Boca Raton Theological Seminary

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

You don't have to own a dog and you don't have to be Jewish... A humour title about using guilt, shame and passive aggression to raise your dog that will have you barking with laughter. A 'Not Missing Yet' sign informs neighbours that dog is not missing. Some trainers call this precaution unnecessary. We say: It couldn't hurt. Finally! The dog training techniques and tips developed by the renowned Rabbis of the Boca Raton Theological Seminary are available in book form. Look out, monks. Step aside, whisperer. Rabbi Monica and Rabbi Alan show, step by step, how you can use guilt, shame, passive aggression, sarcasm and Conditional Unconditional Love to create an unbreakable bond with your dog. It's all here, including: - The five ways of commanding 'Sit!' ('What, would it kill you to sit down for one lousy second?') - A useful list of Advanced Commands ('Don't stare at Cousin Edith's hair when she comes over.') - How to use Situational Martyrdom when the dog disobeys ('Fine. Do what you want. I hope you have a nice life.') The rabbis have been training dogs - and their owners - for 20 years. Now they bring the fruits of their vast experience to dog owners everywhere. And the best part? You don't have to be Jewish to benefit from the programme. Just neurotic. Or crazy about your dog.

How long is How To Raise A Jewish Dog?

How To Raise A Jewish Dog by The Rabbis of the Boca Raton Theological Seminary is 176 pages long, and a total of 45,056 words.

This makes it 59% the length of the average book. It also has 55% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read How To Raise A Jewish Dog Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 4 hours and 6 minutes to read How To Raise A Jewish Dog aloud.

What Reading Level is How To Raise A Jewish Dog?

How To Raise A Jewish Dog is suitable for students ages 10 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

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