It takes the average reader 1 hour and 38 minutes to read I'm Dreaming of a Shite Christmas by R. J. Clarke
Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more
Do you love Christmas? Of course you don't. From Advent calendars to grandma's Zeds after too many sherries, 'I'm Dreaming of a Shite Christmas' alphabetically dismantles the naff underbelly of the festive season with gentle wit, a sprig of surreal humour and a healthy dash of grumpiness for equal measure. It's the perfect book for those of us who dread the annual coming of the baby Jesus... the bickering relatives, the panic-buying and the soft brussels sprouts.
I'm Dreaming of a Shite Christmas by R. J. Clarke is 96 pages long, and a total of 24,576 words.
This makes it 32% the length of the average book. It also has 30% more words than the average book.
The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 2 hours and 14 minutes to read I'm Dreaming of a Shite Christmas aloud.
I'm Dreaming of a Shite Christmas is suitable for students ages 10 and up.
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