How Long to Read I'm Too Sexy For My Volvo

How Long Does it Take to Read I'm Too Sexy For My Volvo?

It takes the average reader 3 hours and 55 minutes to read I'm Too Sexy For My Volvo by Betty Londergan

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

If the prospect of motherhood leaves you woozy with images of soccer mom hairdos and senseless acts of baking, don't panic. There is a way to keep your Inner Babe while you're busy bringing up baby. I'm Too Sexy for My Volvo is an essential guide for new and experienced mothers alike, packed with practical, profound, and irreverent truths about how to stay fabulous even amidst the burps, stretch marks, and drool: Pretty up down there. Have a pedicure, get a bikini wax, and shave your legs a few days before you're due. There's no need to feel like Godzilla when a lot of hunky residents are peering at your lower half during labor. Bangles, bangles everywhere. When the baby finally arrives, you're going to end up with about 7,000 photos of your forearms. Buy some cool bracelets and you'll look like a glam mom. Blow town. When the going gets tough (or just plain tedious), hit the road. Take your newborn abroad while she's still lightweight, mobile, and lacks the ability to say, "Are we there yet?" and "When can we go home?" Let it shine. The four things you need to keep in your closet to remind you that you're still fabulous. (No, the pool boy does not count.) Sure, becoming a mom changes your life completely. But Betty Londergan's 101 wise and witty rules for Mamas and Mama's-to-be give you the confidence and kick-ass attitude to stay sexy, stylish, and cool while you're losing your heart to your little one. AUTHOR: Betty Londergan is a creative director in advertising, and has worked on some of the largest brands in America, including Tylenol, Vanguard, US West, and AT&T. Formerly a single mom, Betty is now the happily married mother of Lulu and stepmother of Jaime, Lindsay, and Tyler.

How long is I'm Too Sexy For My Volvo?

I'm Too Sexy For My Volvo by Betty Londergan is 228 pages long, and a total of 58,824 words.

This makes it 77% the length of the average book. It also has 72% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read I'm Too Sexy For My Volvo Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 5 hours and 21 minutes to read I'm Too Sexy For My Volvo aloud.

What Reading Level is I'm Too Sexy For My Volvo?

I'm Too Sexy For My Volvo is suitable for students ages 12 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

When deciding what to show young students always use your best judgement and consult a professional.

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