How Long to Read If It's Not One Thing, It's Your Mother

By Julia Sweeney

How Long Does it Take to Read If It's Not One Thing, It's Your Mother?

It takes the average reader 4 hours and 22 minutes to read If It's Not One Thing, It's Your Mother by Julia Sweeney

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

“I took so long to assemble my lovely family. If only they would disappear.” While Julia Sweeney is known as a talented comedienne and writer and performer of her one-woman shows, she is also a talented essayist. Happily for us, the past few years have provided her with some rich material. Julia adopted a Chinese girl named Mulan (“After the movie?”) and then, a few years later, married and moved from Los Angeles to Chicago. She writes about deciding to adopt her child, strollers, nannies (including the Chinese Pat), knitting, being adopted by a dog, The Food Network, and meeting Mr. Right...

How long is If It's Not One Thing, It's Your Mother?

If It's Not One Thing, It's Your Mother by Julia Sweeney is 256 pages long, and a total of 65,536 words.

This makes it 86% the length of the average book. It also has 80% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read If It's Not One Thing, It's Your Mother Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 5 hours and 58 minutes to read If It's Not One Thing, It's Your Mother aloud.

What Reading Level is If It's Not One Thing, It's Your Mother?

If It's Not One Thing, It's Your Mother is suitable for students ages 12 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

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