How Long to Read If the Foo Shits Wear It

How Long Does it Take to Read If the Foo Shits Wear It?

It takes the average reader 3 hours and 10 minutes to read If the Foo Shits Wear It by David G. Burke

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

So, if this is your first time at the institute -- howdy. If you are back for more -- howdy too... This edition is a bit different than my other offerings in several ways. One: it's larger. Two: it's quite a bit darker. Three: it is comprised of works that have been judged, sold or preformed. In short this my most professional (as in I did it for fame and fortune) work. Whatever the hell that means. I think I am beginning to get the hang of this self publishing stuff, but, I still have a long way to go before I actually know what I'm doing half the time. The worst part of self publishing is the self part. I'm not a very good editor, and I kind of ignore mechanics like punctuation, grammar, sentence structure, and spelling; I also make up words. But hey - CREATIVE WRITING - right? I am not trying to set the literary world on fire, I just want to entertain my friends, family, and who ever else happens by. Ok? In my first two books I just put pictures I had together with poems I had and called it good. You know, my "whatever works" works. I hope this collection is a bit more collected and coherent. These works are college assignments, birthday cards, tattoo designs, commissioned projects, and writings I did in group sessions or for workshops. Many of the poems have been preformed at open mics and before peer groups.

How long is If the Foo Shits Wear It?

If the Foo Shits Wear It by David G. Burke is 190 pages long, and a total of 47,500 words.

This makes it 64% the length of the average book. It also has 58% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read If the Foo Shits Wear It Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 4 hours and 19 minutes to read If the Foo Shits Wear It aloud.

What Reading Level is If the Foo Shits Wear It?

If the Foo Shits Wear It is suitable for students ages 10 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

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Where Can I Buy If the Foo Shits Wear It?

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