How Long to Read If You Ask Me, It Was Murder

How Long Does it Take to Read If You Ask Me, It Was Murder?

It takes the average reader 4 hours and 30 minutes to read If You Ask Me, It Was Murder by Oliver X. Lincoln

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

"It was the day of a literary doorknob, a romantic paper cut, an overheard argument, and a misused spindle. Coincidentally, it was my first day as a professor, the day I saw snow for the first time, and arguably the worst day of my life."He had no idea how bad (and ludicrous) it was going to get. For example, he (Olivier X. Lincoln) discovers the body of a fellow professor who has been killed in a most unusual fashion. Most unusual. Oliver is stunned when the detective shows up and states the victim died of a heart attack. Heart attack? No way! But strangely, all the other professors and all the staff, pretty much everyone, insist it wasn't murder. Furthermore, the dead guy was not all that nice, and almost everyone is glad he's dead.Oliver decides to investigate. How could he not? In the process, he and his beautiful, feisty, smart-alecky "mentor," break into two other professors' offices, get shot at, and sort of become romantically involved. He accidentally gets romantically involved with a student worker too, discovers a few skeletons in closets (a cross dresser, a professor who has two identities, two offices, and collects two paychecks, a deathbed confession to the crime from a person who obviously could not have done it, etc. etc.), and realizes the prime suspect is a very nice person in a wheelchair who is terminally ill and has plenty of motives. Furthermore, even if the suspect is proved to be the killer, what are they going to do to him? He's dying anyway. But he is certainly not the only suspect. In fact, there are a lot of suspects.In fact, a lot of people have motives, and it seems a lot of money is changing hands. What's going on? "If you ask me, it was murder," Oliver thinks. But he seems to be the only one who will admit it really was. Eventually he solves the crime, then is amazed at just how wrong he is.

How long is If You Ask Me, It Was Murder?

If You Ask Me, It Was Murder by Oliver X. Lincoln is 265 pages long, and a total of 67,575 words.

This makes it 89% the length of the average book. It also has 83% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read If You Ask Me, It Was Murder Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 6 hours and 9 minutes to read If You Ask Me, It Was Murder aloud.

What Reading Level is If You Ask Me, It Was Murder?

If You Ask Me, It Was Murder is suitable for students ages 12 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

When deciding what to show young students always use your best judgement and consult a professional.

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