How Long to Read If You're Reading This, I'm Already Dead

By Andrew Nicoll

How Long Does it Take to Read If You're Reading This, I'm Already Dead?

It takes the average reader 4 hours and 50 minutes to read If You're Reading This, I'm Already Dead by Andrew Nicoll

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

The bright, funny and wild story of an acrobat from Hamburg who decided to become the King of Albania, succeeded, and fell in love along the way Otte Witte is an old man. The Allies are raining bombs on his city and, having narrowly escaped death, he has come home to his little caravan to drink what remains of his coffee (dust) and wait for the inevitable. Convinced that he will not see the sunrise, he decides to write the story of his life for the poor soul who finds what's left of him come the morning. And it's quite a story. Years earlier, when he was in either Buda or Pest, working in the circus, a dear friend showed him a newspaper article: Albania was searching for a long-lost Turkish prince to be the new king. The Turkish prince was the image of Otto. . . A plan was formed; adventure, disaster, love and sheer, unabashed hope followed. If You're Reading This, I'm Already Dead is a joy to read; accomplished and full of the warmth, honesty and lightness of touch for which Andrew Nicoll is known and loved.

How long is If You're Reading This, I'm Already Dead?

If You're Reading This, I'm Already Dead by Andrew Nicoll is 285 pages long, and a total of 72,675 words.

This makes it 96% the length of the average book. It also has 89% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read If You're Reading This, I'm Already Dead Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 6 hours and 37 minutes to read If You're Reading This, I'm Already Dead aloud.

What Reading Level is If You're Reading This, I'm Already Dead?

If You're Reading This, I'm Already Dead is suitable for students ages 12 and up.

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