How Long to Read If You Really Loved Me, You'd Take Out the Garbage

How Long Does it Take to Read If You Really Loved Me, You'd Take Out the Garbage?

It takes the average reader 4 hours and 1 minute to read If You Really Loved Me, You'd Take Out the Garbage by A. R. Alan

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

Lillian, a gorgeous 35-year-old redhead, suburban housewife, and renowned klutz, is the last to know that her marriage is over. Her husband, Fred, is a skirt-chasing tyrant, and Lillian--who is bored to tears tending her home and family--gets herself a job at the small law firm of Galluchi, Galluchi, and Schwartz. This decision starts Lillian off on the road from one madcap adventure to another. Like the time she joins a client to discuss business over dinner, only to be plied with a meal that's drenched in wine and liquor, then lured up to his hotel room. On another evening, Lillian is dashing out of the Waldorf Astoria Hotel during a fire alarm, wearing nothing more than a towel. If it isn't liquor or fires, we see Lillian jumping out of an exploding yacht into the chilly Hudson River. As Lillian's klutziness keeps getting her into one mess after another, she finally comes to the realization that there's more to life than an unhappy marriage, and more to living than the line-up of Tuesday and Friday garbage cans, or men with one-track minds and third-rate jobs. Lillian is finally off on the fast track, to a life that's entirely her own.

How long is If You Really Loved Me, You'd Take Out the Garbage?

If You Really Loved Me, You'd Take Out the Garbage by A. R. Alan is 236 pages long, and a total of 60,416 words.

This makes it 80% the length of the average book. It also has 74% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read If You Really Loved Me, You'd Take Out the Garbage Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 5 hours and 30 minutes to read If You Really Loved Me, You'd Take Out the Garbage aloud.

What Reading Level is If You Really Loved Me, You'd Take Out the Garbage?

If You Really Loved Me, You'd Take Out the Garbage is suitable for students ages 12 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

When deciding what to show young students always use your best judgement and consult a professional.

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