How Long to Read Ignore the Man in the Chair Typing

How Long Does it Take to Read Ignore the Man in the Chair Typing?

It takes the average reader 1 hour and 41 minutes to read Ignore the Man in the Chair Typing by Wendell G. Sweet

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

I lost my cell phone and had to get a new one. This was bad because, one: I hate cell phones. Two: I hate cell phones. And Three: I secretly had hoped that the Mayans were right and by today I would be holding onto a rope waiting for the atmosphere to come back, so why would I even have to have a cell phone? I wouldn't, except the Mayans were wrong. I'm still not over that...In my defense, I was born in 1957. In 1957 there were no cell phones. Hell my first memory of a phone was a party line. That's where you got to listen into other peoples conversations as long as you could breath quietly and not giggle. You could not put your phone in your pocket and if you tried to you would most likely get some strange looks.But, all that did not bring my cell phone back so I went and got another. My son came to visit for the weekend so he was here to witness my triumph over Cell Phone technology. Well, he would have seen it had it happened. But, instead I spent three hours trying to set it up, transfer my number, and then it all failed.I would like to take a second to comment about Mothers. Geeeze. Sometimes they can be such smart alecs. Not that mine is. No."So, anyway," my Mother says, “did you read the owners Manual?”“Mom,” I said in my best talking to my mother voice, “Cell phones don't have owner manuals.”“Dad,” my son says, “It does.”“Shhssh,” I say too late.“Well,” Mom says very self righteously, “Maybe you should read it.”This is a book of humor designed to make you laugh a little at life and all the funny things that are right there in front of you. I hope that you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it.

How long is Ignore the Man in the Chair Typing?

Ignore the Man in the Chair Typing by Wendell G. Sweet is 98 pages long, and a total of 25,284 words.

This makes it 33% the length of the average book. It also has 31% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read Ignore the Man in the Chair Typing Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 2 hours and 18 minutes to read Ignore the Man in the Chair Typing aloud.

What Reading Level is Ignore the Man in the Chair Typing?

Ignore the Man in the Chair Typing is suitable for students ages 10 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

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