How Long to Read Instant Genius: Smart Mouths

How Long Does it Take to Read Instant Genius: Smart Mouths?

It takes the average reader 4 hours and 28 minutes to read Instant Genius: Smart Mouths by The Knowledge Commons

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

The smartest and funniest quotations of all time, artfully arranged into witty—and surprising—categories. Every page will entertain, educate, and delight. Uncle John’s dedicated team of quotationeers have scoured the worlds of entertainment, history, literature, politics, sports, and more to bring you this unique collection of utterances that bear repeating. From silly to profound, from Aristotle to Mr. T, you’ll discover insights on such topics as love, sex, conspiracies, boredom, cheese, juggling, and the true meaning of belly-button lint. Here are but a few of the thousands of morsels awaiting you: “Weaseling out of things is good. It’s what separates us from the other animals . . . except the weasel.” —Homer Simpson “All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity.” —Gordie Howe “In America, sex is an obsession. In other parts of the world, it’s a fact.” —Marlene Dietrich “With my sunglasses on, I’m Jack Nicholson. Without them, I’m fat and sixty.” —Jack Nicholson “It is no coincidence that in no known language does the phrase ‘as pretty as an airport’ appear.” —Douglas Adams “If it’s called USA Today, why is all the news from yesterday? Bam! Busted!” —Stephen Colbert “Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.” —Phyllis Diller

How long is Instant Genius: Smart Mouths?

Instant Genius: Smart Mouths by The Knowledge Commons is 264 pages long, and a total of 67,056 words.

This makes it 89% the length of the average book. It also has 82% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read Instant Genius: Smart Mouths Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 6 hours and 6 minutes to read Instant Genius: Smart Mouths aloud.

What Reading Level is Instant Genius: Smart Mouths?

Instant Genius: Smart Mouths is suitable for students ages 12 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

When deciding what to show young students always use your best judgement and consult a professional.

Where Can I Buy Instant Genius: Smart Mouths?

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