How Long to Read It's a Poop Sneeze

How Long Does it Take to Read It's a Poop Sneeze?

It takes the average reader 2 hours and 56 minutes to read It's a Poop Sneeze by Brian Bowers

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

I have written a few things, books, poetry and such. I have read a LOT of books in my life (far too many to count) and I have realized that we live in a world fueled by unicorn farts and leprechaun sneezes.... But, enough about my weekend...) You are probably wondering what "It's a Poop Sneeze" is all about (or what it even means). Well, to answer that, you'll have to buy my book... FAIR WARNING: ALL semblance of PC (No, Not Personal Computers, but Political Correctness) has been abandoned in favor of honest observation and humor. If you are easily offended, I still suggest buying this book and then giving it, as an AMAZINGLY great gift, to your friends who aren't as wimpy as you are. Either way, for yourself or someone else, I fully encourage you to buy this book. In fact, I encourage you to buy HUNDREDS of copies of this book and start handing them out on Halloween in lieu of candy to children. Inspired by the styles of different writers and comedians such as Dave Barry, Bill Engvall, Jeff Foxworthy and even the likes of Rodney Carrington, I tend to find the funny even where it seems to be hidden. Laugh or cry, I choose laugh.

How long is It's a Poop Sneeze?

It's a Poop Sneeze by Brian Bowers is 174 pages long, and a total of 44,196 words.

This makes it 59% the length of the average book. It also has 54% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read It's a Poop Sneeze Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 4 hours and 1 minute to read It's a Poop Sneeze aloud.

What Reading Level is It's a Poop Sneeze?

It's a Poop Sneeze is suitable for students ages 10 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

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Where Can I Buy It's a Poop Sneeze?

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