It takes the average reader 1 hour and 2 minutes to read Midwest Swears by I. Love Coloring Books
Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more
Sassy sayings from the Midwest fill the pages of Midwestern Swears. They are meant for entertainment purposes and are not intended to cause harm, or insult anyone (OK they are definitely intended to insult, but in a very "Midwest nice" sort of way). Sometimes after a long hard day you just need to relax. To sit back with a glass of pop and color the things you really want to say to all those suns of guns who ticked you off. Midwestern Swears is the perfect way to unwind and release that blue cloud of language you're just too polite to say to someone's face. Enjoy these irreverent, yet beautiful adult coloring pages and just calm your farm! These single sided pages range from moderate to highly detailed and include abstract patterns with a few surprises... and they span the gamut of swears from "Oh, cheese and mice," to "Holy fuck buckets" including my personal favorite, "Holy Shitballs Batman!" 25 Unique Hand Curated Designs To Color Hilarious subversive sayings from across the Midwest incorporated into Coloring Pages designed for Adults Each "Swear word" is Designed with multilayered beautiful patterns Each Coloring Page is designed to help you blow off steam by ranting and relaxing The Variety of Pages Ensure there is something for every skill level Your Choice of coloring tool can be used (Pens, Pencils, Markers, Crayons etc) Each Page is printed on a separate sheet to avoid bleed through The book is 8" x 10" complete with 2 color test sheets Scroll Up and get your copy of Midwestern Swears right now, perhaps even get one for a friend so you can color and relax together! Oh, for fun! WARNING: This swear word adult coloring book contains lots of IMMATURE ADULT LANGUAGE and is not intended for youngsters."
Midwest Swears by I. Love Coloring Books is 62 pages long, and a total of 15,624 words.
This makes it 21% the length of the average book. It also has 19% more words than the average book.
The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 1 hour and 25 minutes to read Midwest Swears aloud.
Midwest Swears is suitable for students ages 8 and up.
Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.
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