How Long to Read Naw, These Aren't My Pants. I Borrowed Them!

How Long Does it Take to Read Naw, These Aren't My Pants. I Borrowed Them!?

It takes the average reader 1 hour and 15 minutes to read Naw, These Aren't My Pants. I Borrowed Them! by Gary L. Levine

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

While walking with my wife through a Target store recently, we noticed a mother with her teenage son walking in the direction toward us. That was not all we noticed. This mother was in her early forties and her son a teenager. Her leggings were so tight that there was no imagination needed. What she needed was to read this book. At a local restaurant, there was a family of four eating at a table. The daughter wasn't eating all her food, and the mother told her, "You are losing your allowance if you do not eat your taco." Crying ensued and the mother kept berating this little girl even worse. I was ready to give her the five dollars for her allowance myself. This was not the time or the place to teach a little girl her mother's views on dining out. What she needed was to read this book. At another eatery, we noticed a man sitting in a booth by himself. After he finished his meal, he took a dental floss pick and started to clean his teeth. I mean all his teeth. He went in between the molars and incisors and front teeth, uppers and lowers. It was disgusting. I bet he has all thirty–two teeth, but he obviously needed to read this book. Naw, These Aren't My Pants. I Borrowed Them will help educate the next generation on the fine values and characteristics that make up a decent, moral, hardworking citizen. It will also help older generations remember what was important and what is still important in our society.

How long is Naw, These Aren't My Pants. I Borrowed Them!?

Naw, These Aren't My Pants. I Borrowed Them! by Gary L. Levine is 74 pages long, and a total of 18,796 words.

This makes it 25% the length of the average book. It also has 23% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read Naw, These Aren't My Pants. I Borrowed Them! Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 1 hour and 42 minutes to read Naw, These Aren't My Pants. I Borrowed Them! aloud.

What Reading Level is Naw, These Aren't My Pants. I Borrowed Them!?

Naw, These Aren't My Pants. I Borrowed Them! is suitable for students ages 8 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

When deciding what to show young students always use your best judgement and consult a professional.

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Naw, These Aren't My Pants. I Borrowed Them! by Gary L. Levine is sold by several retailers and bookshops. However, Read Time works with Amazon to provide an easier way to purchase books.

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