How Long to Read Night of the Assholes

By Kevin L. Donihe

How Long Does it Take to Read Night of the Assholes?

It takes the average reader to read Night of the Assholes by Kevin L. Donihe

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Description

The Assholes are coming to get you, Barbara . . . From Wonderland Award Winner Kevin L. Donihe, comes a hilarious tribute to Night of the Living Dead A plague of assholes is infecting the countryside. Normal everyday people are transforming into jerks, snobs, dicks, and douchebags. And they all have only one purpose: to make your life a living hell. Today is the worst day of Barbara's life. The assholes are everywhere. They're picking fights, causing accidents, and even killing people. But she must remain calm. If you raise your temper to an asshole you'll become one of them. After losing her brother to the asshole onslaught, Barbara flees for her life. She finds safety in a desolate farmhouse with six other survivors. Cut off from the world and surrounded by a sea of assholes, they must figure out a way to last through the night. But more and more of those annoying bastards are gathering outside, preparing for the coming of something much worse. . .

How long is Night of the Assholes?

Night of the Assholes by Kevin L. Donihe is 0 pages long, and a total of 0 words.

This makes it 0% the length of the average book. It also has 0% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read Night of the Assholes Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes to read Night of the Assholes aloud.

What Reading Level is Night of the Assholes?

Night of the Assholes is suitable for students ages 2 and up.

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