It takes the average reader and 24 minutes to read Portland Cat Owners by Geoffrey Neill
Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more
Lately there has been a terrible epidemic in Portland, Oregon. There has been a trend of cat naming that continues to grow. Have you ever met a cat named Cleocatra, or Purrman Meowville. These cat-pun names are not only "keeping Portland weird" but making Christopher Stauffer ask what happens if these cat-pun owners start enter the professional veterinarian fields. This book records Christopher's difficulty with Portland "cat-pun naming cat owners." Taken from his 2014 Farm2Table Comedy Showcase, this book addresses in a poetic form the addressing of cat-pun naming, and what the eventual end looks like if we don't get a grip. Geoffrey Neill adapted Christophers bit into a poem, and Crystal Neill's clear illustrations bring it to life.
Portland Cat Owners by Geoffrey Neill is 24 pages long, and a total of 6,096 words.
This makes it 8% the length of the average book. It also has 7% more words than the average book.
The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes and 33 minutes to read Portland Cat Owners aloud.
Portland Cat Owners is suitable for students ages 8 and up.
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