How Long to Read Rise Of The White Trash Dynasty

How Long Does it Take to Read Rise Of The White Trash Dynasty?

It takes the average reader 1 hour and 41 minutes to read Rise Of The White Trash Dynasty by Billy Bob Maples

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

Over the years people have wondered about the infamous, and yet world renowned White Trash Dynasty which arose in the days of Billy Bob and Suzi Mae Maples. History books are vague about the origins and personal lives of this family which arose from the depths of pathetic to being admired by all who heard of them. Within these pages those who hunger and thirst for a glimpse into the lives of those who proved that with pure drive and dedication, and suitable amounts of alcohol, anyone could climb the ladder of society and become nothing on a grand scale. The dynasty was patterned after the Otter Man Dynasty ya read about in the history books if yer inta schoolin and such. It was the one where this Sultan Suzi Man The Magnifical and his wife Sultana Her Him reigned nobler than a man what nerver lied. That was back around 1500 or so fer anyone what wants ta look it up on a valuable history site like the Netflix. It was through a vision brought on from a jug a shine, with help a Father Chuck's holy smokes in the worshippin meetins, it could all come about. Sadly, it would fall when the revenuers and honest police folk raided it and waged a war unlike what they was used to. They used law instead a gettin folk so drunk they'd agree ta anything. What could a been the perfect gender neutral society and government collapsed like a Maples man after tippin the jug a time er two too many, ta be fergottin by most sane folk. Still, ta this day, somewhere out there wanders a drunken man er woman, with clouded memeries of a kingdom which was the utopia of peace and safety, and merely ahead a it's time. Author's Statement: This book is not to be taken serious and anyone who is interesting in literature of any sort of worth or value is encouraged to look elsewhere. This is the type of reading material which can only hinder the increase in knowledge and wisdom at any level. This book is a fantasy and fiction work and should in no way be taken serious. Any resemblance to persons or places known is both a coincidence and crying shame. The author does not condone anything illegal or immoral. This material is best read with a backwoods style a speakin typical of Arkansas, Kentucky, or some other hick place. Words are pronounced as spelled and not gramatically correct. Neither do they give the slightest hint of education, typical of the way Archie Bunker destroyed the English language. Example: your highness - yer highness, for instance - fer instance, entrepreneur - antpruner, Ottoman Empire - Otter Man Empire, etc... Also included in this book is "White Trash Mysteries", which contains the original "White Trash Dynasty" book, to bring the reader to a full understanding of what useless literature is and waste their time with a remorse a knowin it's minutes they may never get back. Anyone who is easily offended by stereotypes is urged to avoid these books. They include stereotypes many people grew up hearing in days of old and may offend people today.

How long is Rise Of The White Trash Dynasty?

Rise Of The White Trash Dynasty by Billy Bob Maples is 98 pages long, and a total of 25,284 words.

This makes it 33% the length of the average book. It also has 31% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read Rise Of The White Trash Dynasty Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 2 hours and 18 minutes to read Rise Of The White Trash Dynasty aloud.

What Reading Level is Rise Of The White Trash Dynasty?

Rise Of The White Trash Dynasty is suitable for students ages 10 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

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