How Long to Read Sh*t Asian Mothers Say

How Long Does it Take to Read Sh*t Asian Mothers Say?

It takes the average reader 2 hours and 26 minutes to read Sh*t Asian Mothers Say by Benjamin Law

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

Your Asian Mother Says: “You look just like Mummy when she was your age.” Your Asian Mother Means: “You will secure love and happiness thanks to my genes so essentially you owe me everything.” Benjamin Law and Michelle Law, the long-suffering children of an Asian Mother, bring you the hilarious Sh*t Asian Mothers Say, featuring the wisdom of Asian Mothers the world over, from “Eat every grain of rice, otherwise that’s how many pimples your future spouse will have” to “She’s just jealous – and racist”. The book also includes quizzes (“Have You Failed Your Asian Mother?”), an interpretation guide to “What your Asian Mother is really saying”, Ten Asian Mother Commandments (Thou shalt not sleepover) and an Asian Mothers’ Guide to Beauty (bad perms, colour, eyelids). With illustrations by Oslo Davis that bring the disapproving Asian Mother to life, this is the perfect gift for the Asian Mother in your life – or perhaps her children.

How long is Sh*t Asian Mothers Say?

Sh*t Asian Mothers Say by Benjamin Law is 144 pages long, and a total of 36,576 words.

This makes it 49% the length of the average book. It also has 45% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read Sh*t Asian Mothers Say Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 3 hours and 19 minutes to read Sh*t Asian Mothers Say aloud.

What Reading Level is Sh*t Asian Mothers Say?

Sh*t Asian Mothers Say is suitable for students ages 10 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

When deciding what to show young students always use your best judgement and consult a professional.

Where Can I Buy Sh*t Asian Mothers Say?

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