How Long to Read Silence of the Schwag

How Long Does it Take to Read Silence of the Schwag?

It takes the average reader 4 hours and 44 minutes to read Silence of the Schwag by Tom Sadira

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

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"Alien meets Half Baked meets Silence of the Lambs meets A Few Good Men meets Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure meets Godzilla" – #1 INTERGALACTIC BESTSELLER Light years from his old life back on Earth, Charlie still managed to end up on the wrong side of the law. When a member of his crew is arrested by the Galactic Federation, Charlie embarks on a dangerous mission to set things right. Stranded on a planet so delicate that sound is destructive, his stoned wit is put to the test. Surviving robot mercenaries, deadly booby traps, and shapeshifting monsters will seem like a piece of cake compared to the real challenge: doing it all with nothing more than a sack of the schwaggiest schwag in the cosmos. INTERPLANETARY PRAISE FOR FAR OUT CHRONICLES: “★★★★★ Consuming one page per day was not only a healthy meal replacement, but it helped put the zing back in my mating rituals!“ — Duboo Fluboo, ranked #3 Used Transporter Salesman in the Warbler Zone “★★★★★ After our planet was destroyed, the hilarious sci-fi series FAR OUT CHRONICLES inspired us to regroup and strike back. Now, we’ve claimed our aggressor’s planet as our own, and have scattered what was left of the Essari scum to the darkest corners of the galaxy. Thanks Tom Sadira!” — Garbok Svenzi, survivor of the Essari Rebellion & First President of New G’warkonia “★★★★★ Since being published in our sector, the FAR OUT CHRONICLES series has become our planet’s currency, our only imported or exported resource, the founding document of our government, the origin of all our religions, and our species’ primary source of nutrients. Oh yeah, makes for pretty good toilet paper, too.” — Crytix Fru-Fru, Supreme Leader of Annekc M’ecneret Readers have compared Tom Sadira’s Far Out Chronicles series to Douglas Adams ' Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, Terry Pratchett ‘s Ringworld series, Grant Naylor's Red Dwarf series, Barry J. Hutchison's Space Team series, as well as books by Ernest Cline, David Wong, Tom Robbins, Christopher Moore, and Rob Dircks.

How long is Silence of the Schwag?

Silence of the Schwag by Tom Sadira is 282 pages long, and a total of 71,064 words.

This makes it 95% the length of the average book. It also has 87% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read Silence of the Schwag Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 6 hours and 28 minutes to read Silence of the Schwag aloud.

What Reading Level is Silence of the Schwag?

Silence of the Schwag is suitable for students ages 12 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

When deciding what to show young students always use your best judgement and consult a professional.

Where Can I Buy Silence of the Schwag?

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