How Long to Read Spanking Yesterday

How Long Does it Take to Read Spanking Yesterday?

It takes the average reader 5 hours and 3 minutes to read Spanking Yesterday by Oxbow Lake The 2nd With Ward Bobb The 3r

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

An insanely funny materpiece of science friction (yes, science friction)by an unrecognized comic genius. 'Spanking Yesterday' is a novel written as a journal by the frictional and schizophrenic Ward Bobb who is institutionalized. Ward is obsessed with H. G. Wells' 'Time Machine' which he views not as science fiction but as revelation and prophecy. As part of his treatment, he must write a journal of his life, particularly his life at Kronos Technologies International (KTI) where he managed a technical writing department and where, in spite of... or perhaps because of... his mental illness, he fits right in. Amongst his odd yet corporately semi-acceptable actions, he sells stock to fellow employees... his tribe of pubs creeps... in a department library of pornographic books and pictures and then uses pictures from the library to control the behavior of the programmers with whom he works. Ward becomes convinced that the KTI Corporation is controlled by Wells' cannibal Morlocks who are establishing a beachhead and threaten human kind. When he reviews his journal entries, and comments on them as his psychiatrist has recommended, he finds that someone else is writing disparaging remarks. It all becomes too real and he is convinced that he must spank yesterday and take action! Oxbow Lake the 2nd may be a pen name. We're not sure. His first novel, 'The Adventures of the Posse of Little Horses' won the prestigious Costa Concordia Award for Fictional Excellence. 'Spanking Yesterday' is his second novel and it too will probably win a Concordia. Fearing a law suit, we include Ward Bobb the 3rd as a contributor to the novel although we're not sure that Mr. Bobb actually exists.

How long is Spanking Yesterday?

Spanking Yesterday by Oxbow Lake The 2nd With Ward Bobb The 3r is 296 pages long, and a total of 75,776 words.

This makes it 100% the length of the average book. It also has 93% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read Spanking Yesterday Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 6 hours and 54 minutes to read Spanking Yesterday aloud.

What Reading Level is Spanking Yesterday?

Spanking Yesterday is suitable for students ages 12 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

When deciding what to show young students always use your best judgement and consult a professional.

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