How Long to Read Survivanoia

How Long Does it Take to Read Survivanoia?

It takes the average reader 5 hours and 48 minutes to read Survivanoia by Baroness Von Smith

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

Set five minutes from now in Los Angeles, this darkly humored and bizarrely optimistic satire centers on the Survivanoia Corporation-Purveyors of the Post-Apocalypse. The company creates and distributes items like the Sofa Coffin, Constant War Gear, and Bird Flu Vaccine to a world that thinks it needs them. Nine narratives intertwine, revealing the struggle of one woman to make things right: When it comes to light that Survivanoia has not only created the dreaded Flower Flu, but is withholding the cure for it, Baroness Dacianna Von Worthington decides to make things right, by taking over the company. Joining the Baroness are the commonplace eccentrics inhabiting this modern life including: Dr. Encludsmo Stuckhowsen, a scientist living under a giant sign that says "Put Cheese on Stuff;" Eddie Bloodworth, a twenty-something suing his mother for not aborting him; and Jackson Blake, a beach bum slowly transforming into his once-famous television character, a hired vigilante killer. Can this cast of not-quite-nutters help the Baroness steer Survivanoia to higher ground? Or will all the World be consumed by the Flower Flu...and jogging suits that recycle your sweat so you can shower while you run?

How long is Survivanoia?

Survivanoia by Baroness Von Smith is 338 pages long, and a total of 87,204 words.

This makes it 114% the length of the average book. It also has 107% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read Survivanoia Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 7 hours and 56 minutes to read Survivanoia aloud.

What Reading Level is Survivanoia?

Survivanoia is suitable for students ages 12 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

When deciding what to show young students always use your best judgement and consult a professional.

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