How Long to Read Sweary Christmas

How Long Does it Take to Read Sweary Christmas?

It takes the average reader 1 hour and 5 minutes to read Sweary Christmas by I. Love Coloring Books

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

Irreverent sayings for people with a flair for snark fill the following pages. They are meant for entertainment purposes for grownups only so don't get bent out of shape about them.Sometimes after a long hard day of dealing with the assholes at the mall, wrapping-paper cuts, the absolutely GLACIAL line at the post office, and one more jolly fricking fat guy ringing a bell outside the grocery store, you just need to decompress. So sit back with your beverage of choice (if it's egg nog I won't tell) and color the things you really want to say to all those people who got on your last nerve today, and if you can learn a few new "choice phrases" that will make people blush the shade of Rudolph's nose so much the better!Sweary Christmas is the perfect way to unwind from the stress of the holidays and let your inner Scrooge out. Enjoy these irreverent, yet beautiful adult coloring pages. Then sit back and relax after a job well done.These single-sided pages range from moderate to highly detailed and include abstract patterns, animals, flowers and more... Most have their own sweary, snarky, or sarcastic sayings that, while not necessarily appropriate for the kids table, will definitely be a hit among the grown-ups with attitude! Color sayings like "Merry Fucking Christmas," "Sorry for calling you a bitch, I thought you knew," and my personal favorite, "This year I've decided to put mistletoe in my back pocket so everyone can just kiss my ass!" 25 Unique Hand Curated Designs to Color So You Can Vent Your Holiday Frustrations * Hilarious subversive sayings gathered with the holidays in mind and incorporated into Coloring Pages designed for Adults* Each Sweary Snarky page is Designed with multi-layered beautiful patterns* Each Coloring Page is designed to help you blow off steam by ranting and relaxing* The Variety of Pages Ensure there is something for every skill level* Your Choice of coloring tool can be used (Pens, Pencils, Markers, Crayons etc.)* Each Design is printed on a separate sheet to avoid bleed through* The book is 8" x 10"complete with 2 color test sheets Scroll Up and get your copy of Sweary Christmas right now, and grab one for a friend they make great stocking stuffers and secret Santa gifts! WARNING: This swear word adult coloring book contains lots of IMMATURE ADULT LANGUAGE and is not intended for children.

How long is Sweary Christmas?

Sweary Christmas by I. Love Coloring Books is 64 pages long, and a total of 16,256 words.

This makes it 22% the length of the average book. It also has 20% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read Sweary Christmas Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 1 hour and 28 minutes to read Sweary Christmas aloud.

What Reading Level is Sweary Christmas?

Sweary Christmas is suitable for students ages 8 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

When deciding what to show young students always use your best judgement and consult a professional.

Where Can I Buy Sweary Christmas?

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