How Long to Read The Bastardizer Polishes a Turd

How Long Does it Take to Read The Bastardizer Polishes a Turd?

It takes the average reader to read The Bastardizer Polishes a Turd by Chus Martinez

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Description

The head of the Copyright and Intellectual Property Enforcement Squad wants his top agent sacked, or put behind a desk. Instead the body count keeps rising because The Bastardizer is 100% obsessed with dishing out street justice on behalf of the music industry. Rules, like bones, were made to be broken. The Bastardizer did not care who got in his way. If they pissed him off he wiped them out! The Bastardizer had a feeling for violence. That was what compelled him to cripple, maim and murder all those who didn't worship at the altar of the Berne Convention of 1886 and the Paris Act of 1971. The thud of his fist on a copyright infringer's face did something for his soul. The thud of a boot in their groin did more! Pumping copyright violators full of lead was even better... guilty or not he wanted them dead! What no one could have foreseen was The Bastardizer's chance encounter (on an operating table of all places) with a geriatric pornographer. This caused the story to morph messily into forms of literary experimentation that put the music industry and the book world into a tailspin... This is the book that disappeared up its own arse and came back to tell the tale!!!

How long is The Bastardizer Polishes a Turd?

The Bastardizer Polishes a Turd by Chus Martinez is 0 pages long, and a total of 0 words.

This makes it 0% the length of the average book. It also has 0% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read The Bastardizer Polishes a Turd Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes to read The Bastardizer Polishes a Turd aloud.

What Reading Level is The Bastardizer Polishes a Turd?

The Bastardizer Polishes a Turd is suitable for students ages 2 and up.

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