It takes the average reader 1 hour and 48 minutes to read The Best Ever Book of German Jokes by Mark Geoffrey Young
Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more
If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Irish, Belgian, Norwegian, an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of German jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of German Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of German Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one German joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many German jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Germans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a German and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The German brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the German who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do German s laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.
The Best Ever Book of German Jokes by Mark Geoffrey Young is 106 pages long, and a total of 27,136 words.
This makes it 36% the length of the average book. It also has 33% more words than the average book.
The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 2 hours and 28 minutes to read The Best Ever Book of German Jokes aloud.
The Best Ever Book of German Jokes is suitable for students ages 10 and up.
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