How Long to Read The Bride of Trash

By Mike Segretto

How Long Does it Take to Read The Bride of Trash?

It takes the average reader to read The Bride of Trash by Mike Segretto

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

Wizzer Whale has a problem. He's madly in love with a headless corpse he found in the trash behind his junk shop; but that's not the problem. The problem is the corpse -- named Elsa, after his dead wife -- displays a distressing tendency to slaughter anyone in Wizzer's path. A job in a freak show only fans the flames of Elsa's murderous impulses, and soon the two are pursued by a raging mob, a pair of bumbling hoods, an unstoppable reporter, and a homicidally jealous puppet.

How long is The Bride of Trash?

The Bride of Trash by Mike Segretto is 0 pages long, and a total of 0 words.

This makes it 0% the length of the average book. It also has 0% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read The Bride of Trash Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes to read The Bride of Trash aloud.

What Reading Level is The Bride of Trash?

The Bride of Trash is suitable for students ages 2 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

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