It takes the average reader and 53 minutes to read The Definitive Biography of St. Arborius of Glossopdale and his Thin Dog by Mark P. Henderson (aka A Learned Academix)
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Seventh century England; a baby is found in a tree by a party of monks. He’s brought up in their monastery and given the name Arborius. Young Arborius appears to have miraculous powers, so he’s awarded a halo (second-hand, source uncertain)—but all is not as it seems. His “miracles” are really the work of his guardian spirit, a foul-mouthed thin dog, visible only to himself and to the slowest-witted of his fellow monks. This biography of a little-known (actually non-existent) saint reveals how Arborius ostensibly earned his halo, worsted the Devil, was famed for feeding the poor and healing the sick, founded many of our Christmas traditions, departed the world in a manner recalling the tale of Jack and the Beanstalk—and was canonised. Warning: the story contains groan-inducing word games!
The Definitive Biography of St. Arborius of Glossopdale and his Thin Dog by Mark P. Henderson (aka A Learned Academix) is 53 pages long, and a total of 13,409 words.
This makes it 18% the length of the average book. It also has 16% more words than the average book.
The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 1 hour and 13 minutes to read The Definitive Biography of St. Arborius of Glossopdale and his Thin Dog aloud.
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