How Long to Read The Future's So Bright, My Third Eye Needs Shade

How Long Does it Take to Read The Future's So Bright, My Third Eye Needs Shade?

It takes the average reader 2 hours and 43 minutes to read The Future's So Bright, My Third Eye Needs Shade by Matthew Wolfe

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

THIS BOOK contains jokes, one-liners, short stories, songs, anecdotes, poems, and some indescribable bits of verbiage that I, and several of my personalities, think are funny. A WOLFEMAN'S SAMPLER! "Life is like a book of humor"I crossed my eyes, and now they're pouting at me.My lawyer: The truth will set you free. Me: You should have gone to a better law school.The worst thing about living alone? There's never anyone around to pull my finger.I know a mystic from New England. Her inner light is a Yankee Candle.My upstairs neighbors have a Roomba Vacuum Cleaner. So I got a big magnet and a stepladder. Now when they're at work, I make crop circles in their carpet.Small minds are never blown away. They just pop like bubble wrapEx-girlfriend: You're so stubborn that if you pissed in the river, it'd flow upstream. When I grow up, I want to be a euphemism writer for the Pentagon.This book is as useful as a heart monitor in a morgue.

How long is The Future's So Bright, My Third Eye Needs Shade?

The Future's So Bright, My Third Eye Needs Shade by Matthew Wolfe is 162 pages long, and a total of 40,824 words.

This makes it 55% the length of the average book. It also has 50% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read The Future's So Bright, My Third Eye Needs Shade Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 3 hours and 43 minutes to read The Future's So Bright, My Third Eye Needs Shade aloud.

What Reading Level is The Future's So Bright, My Third Eye Needs Shade?

The Future's So Bright, My Third Eye Needs Shade is suitable for students ages 10 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

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