How Long to Read The Goose in the Bathroom

How Long Does it Take to Read The Goose in the Bathroom?

It takes the average reader 4 hours and 18 minutes to read The Goose in the Bathroom by John S. Rolfe

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

The story of Lucy Goosey's residence in the New Olde Rolfe Ancestral Home is just one of the wonders that await you in this collection of short, funny, timeless tales and takes on raising kids by USA TODAY Network columnist John Rolfe. There are mealtime battles over a dreaded can of apricots, holiday calamities with appliances that merrily spew suds or smoke, an epic trek through the American West where natural splendor takes a backseat to a camper trailing sewage as the stuff of kids' excitement, a teen son being given bizarre crabs by his girlfriend, parents going on strike, and much more, all while the author's castle and carcass crumble.Rolfe chronicled the antics of his brood and other universal topics in his humor column for the Poughkeepsie Journal from 2000 to 2016. The best of that work is here - including his Brief Primer on Parenting that offers such helpful guidance as "Rude Awakenings and How to Apply Them" - illustrated with amusing photos, cards, letters and documents, plus new material that completes the arc of family life from blessed events to empty nest ? refilled by chickens.If you have kids, had kids, or are bracing for kids, The Goose in The Bathroom is sure to cause you mirth.

How long is The Goose in the Bathroom?

The Goose in the Bathroom by John S. Rolfe is 254 pages long, and a total of 64,516 words.

This makes it 86% the length of the average book. It also has 79% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read The Goose in the Bathroom Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 5 hours and 52 minutes to read The Goose in the Bathroom aloud.

What Reading Level is The Goose in the Bathroom?

The Goose in the Bathroom is suitable for students ages 12 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

When deciding what to show young students always use your best judgement and consult a professional.

Where Can I Buy The Goose in the Bathroom?

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