How Long to Read The Last Trump

By Andrew Drummond

How Long Does it Take to Read The Last Trump?

It takes the average reader 4 hours and 36 minutes to read The Last Trump by Andrew Drummond

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

A Tale of Golf-Courses, Local Planning Laws and - of course - DeathIn the not-too-distant future...most of Scotland has been sold off for golf-courses and the playgrounds of the rich. American billionaire Hamilton M. Semmit II has spent considerable sums in establishing the 'best golf-course in the world' on the shores of the River Tay, some miles to the west of St Andrews, at Wormit, beside the abbey of Balmerino. His endeavours have obliged him to overcome local planning objections and clear the land of grubby hicks and misguided ecologists. McDonald Gunn, native of Argentina, one-time student drop-out, swine-herd and call-centre operative, now a lowly green-keeper at the newly-established Semmit World Academy of Golf at St Andrews, walks out early one morning and discovers, in the burn that runs past by the sixth fairway, a disembodied arm. The hand is clutching a No.5 iron, Excelsior-style. There is no sign of the ball it was trying to play.Mr. Gunn reports this grisly find to the head green-keeper, who in turn informs the Club Secretary. However, as a lucrative Pro-Am golf tournament is due to take place at the course the following week, the police are not officially informed. Mr. Gunn and his colleagues therefore do their best to keep the lid on what follows - a growing eruption of corpses, legs, heads and other phenomena of a grim nature. The rest of the golf-club staff are heavily involved in last-minute preparations, feverish activity which involves extra-marital coupling, sandwiches, blackmail and - of course - the hunt for escaped beavers. The golf-club secretary and the local senior policeman fall in love, as do the secretary's wife and the philandering club professional.And still the bodies and body-parts erupt from the earth, ruining the greens, and forcing Mr. Gunn to come up with more and more inventive methods of concealment. On the eve of the tournament, the owner of the club arrives with his entourage. He is not about to miss the greatest Pro-Am tournament in the world, and he intends to win it as well. Mr. Semmit's advisers and security-men find many things to annoy them on arrival, not the least of which is the refractory attitude of the head green-keeper who is resentful of transatlantic interference in his care of the fairways and greens.However, Mr. Semmit strikes up an immediate friendship with 'fellow Scot' McDonald Gunn, to whom he outlines his plans for an even greater golf-course to be established in Scotland, one which will outdo all other courses in concept and style. But the three days of the golf tournament bring several horrific surprises to the participants, leading to a final round of Apocalyptic proportions.

How long is The Last Trump?

The Last Trump by Andrew Drummond is 268 pages long, and a total of 69,144 words.

This makes it 90% the length of the average book. It also has 85% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read The Last Trump Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 6 hours and 17 minutes to read The Last Trump aloud.

What Reading Level is The Last Trump?

The Last Trump is suitable for students ages 12 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

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