How Long to Read The New York Regional Mormon Singles Halloween Dance

How Long Does it Take to Read The New York Regional Mormon Singles Halloween Dance?

It takes the average reader 4 hours and 57 minutes to read The New York Regional Mormon Singles Halloween Dance by Elna Baker

Assuming a reading speed of 250 words per minute. Learn more

Description

"A wickedly funny debut. Baker is both self-absorbed and generous, whip-smart and naïve; she apologizes for none of it."—People It's lonely being a Mormon in New York City. Every year, Elna Baker attends the New York Regional Mormon Singles Halloween Dance. This year, her Queen Bee costume (which involves a funnel stinger stuck to her butt) isn't attracting the attention she'd anticipated. So once again, Elna finds herself alone, standing at the punch bowl, stocking up on Oreos, a virgin in a room full of thirty-year-old virgins doing the Funky Chicken. But loneliness is nothing compared to what Elna feels when she loses eighty pounds, finds herself suddenly beautiful... and in love with an atheist. Brazenly honest, The New York Regional Mormon Singles Halloween Dance is Elna Baker's hilarious and heartfelt chronicle of her attempt to find love in a city full of strangers and see if she can steer clear of temptation and just get by on God.

How long is The New York Regional Mormon Singles Halloween Dance?

The New York Regional Mormon Singles Halloween Dance by Elna Baker is 288 pages long, and a total of 74,304 words.

This makes it 97% the length of the average book. It also has 91% more words than the average book.

How Long Does it Take to Read The New York Regional Mormon Singles Halloween Dance Aloud?

The average oral reading speed is 183 words per minute. This means it takes 6 hours and 46 minutes to read The New York Regional Mormon Singles Halloween Dance aloud.

What Reading Level is The New York Regional Mormon Singles Halloween Dance?

The New York Regional Mormon Singles Halloween Dance is suitable for students ages 12 and up.

Note that there may be other factors that effect this rating besides length that are not factored in on this page. This may include things like complex language or sensitive topics not suitable for students of certain ages.

When deciding what to show young students always use your best judgement and consult a professional.

Where Can I Buy The New York Regional Mormon Singles Halloween Dance?

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